We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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