And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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