i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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