She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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