Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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