Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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