it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.