I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
did i walk over a car last night?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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