I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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