hell yes lets make some ravioli
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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