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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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