how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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