it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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