I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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