And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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