No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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