is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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