Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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