walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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