so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
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don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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