Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.