Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?