escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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