Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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