there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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