so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
All I want is dick and wine.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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