He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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