Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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