How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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