I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she looked like the before picture.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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