Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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