Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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