I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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