Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny