omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?