is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
The air taste purple.
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