I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
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There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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