tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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