I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.