Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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