Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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