She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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