You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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