I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico