Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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