It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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