Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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