ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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