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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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