I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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