at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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