found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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